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@Azuriela, glad I could brighten your day

ALL OF THE ABOVE

@mljenkins, I see that hand. You'll receive an email momentarily so you can officially request each service individually

Canterbury and backpack are adorable!

They are sleeper cells for the Prince of Darkness. They're supposed to appear adorable right now

I would like to choose them all Please.

@Dex, you're losing Hopeless, because Dex and Plum ate with me!

And the JuggerNaut agrees, Hopeless

@brookshatlen- Will never own a cat. Will not contribute to the pussification of America.

Dickpunching but you'll need to travel

Seriously can i give you a list of guys who need dickpunching? The opportunity to travel will abound!

I agree on cats. Pure evil going completely under the radar all because of those damn new age hippy dippy millenials and their innerwebz.

A cat exorcism sounds interesting. My cat could do with one, he's a little bit evil 😀