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@Azuriela, glad I could brighten your day

ALL OF THE ABOVE

I agree on cats. Pure evil going completely under the radar all because of those damn new age hippy dippy millenials and their innerwebz.

@mljenkins, I see that hand. You'll receive an email momentarily so you can officially request each service individually

Seriously can i give you a list of guys who need dickpunching? The opportunity to travel will abound!

They are sleeper cells for the Prince of Darkness. They're supposed to appear adorable right now

@brookshatlen- Will never own a cat. Will not contribute to the pussification of America.

@Dex, you're losing Hopeless, because Dex and Plum ate with me!

Dickpunching but you'll need to travel

I would like to choose them all Please.

Canterbury and backpack are adorable!

And the JuggerNaut agrees, Hopeless

A cat exorcism sounds interesting. My cat could do with one, he's a little bit evil 😀