Are you a vending machine of love?

Happiness, joy, bliss, peace, contentment, fulfillment. It would be easier just to pick them up in vending machines than to generate them within ourselves.

margaritas...:)

When I started working at the university I wasted so much $$$ on vending machine snacks. I stopped all that and rarely ever put money in one, if it is summer and I'm dying of thirst and either forget to put my jar of ice water in the car or drank it all I'll buy a bottle of water. Otherwise, nothing.

I'd say, but I'm not sure if this story is adult rated xD

You hear about victimless crimes, is this a criminaless one?

Steak, fried chicken, bacon......

Sushi

Clues!

Ammunition.