I Am DrunkWhy is it that I can get more done in an hour when I'm drunk than one week when I am sober?
I Have a QuestionDoes anyone know of any racist jokes about white people? Or Americans? I always hear jokes about Blacks or Mexicans etc but never white people. And in case you are wondering, I am white and I am American :)
I Have Something to SayI just can't seem to connect with anyone on here like I did on EP :( is it just me?
I Have Something to SayWell that was just hateful. Try to be nice and give some helpful advice and it's met with a rude reply.
I Laugh At Some Pick Up LinesWanna come back to my place and watch porn on my new 42 inch flat screen mirror?
I Think Lyrics Can Say It Better Than Wordsif I could live my life again would I live that life in sin?
I Think Lyrics Can Say It Better Than WordsI'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here I don't belong here
I Have Something to SayDo you wash your clothes with windex? Because I can see myself in your pants ๐