I Am Better Than You
So I was at the store the other day just minding my own business when an apparent "fan" of mine comes along. 🙄
They go on about how it was really nice to meet me there but that they didn't want to be rude and pester me while I'm shopping. I raised an eyebrow at them and said "You mean like you're doing right now?" 🤨 They were clearly taken aback by that, so much that all they managed to get out was "Huh?" To which I responded by mocking them, going [b]"Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!"[/b] then shoved my hand in their face. ✋ They walked away looking all butthurt but I just chuckled and muttered "Loser." 😏
Anyway, I was in the mood for a snack so I grabbed about 10 Snickers bars and stuffed them into my pockets. As I made my way out of the store, the clerk at the nearest desk, some raggedy old bag, calls out "Excuse me, ma'am but you need to pay for those first." I acted like I didn't hear them until I eventually stopped and said "Whoops, must've slipped my mind. Silly me!" 😇 I go to counter, to the clerk and where that same person from before was now standing in line. The clerk grabbed a single candy bar and began scanning it numerous times. I wagged my finger at them and told them ☝️ "No, no. You scan each of those individually to prevent [i]electrical interference[/i]. I don't want some error happening to where I'm paying for more than I'm getting because [b]you[/b] were too lazy to scan each and every one." 😒
The elderly clerk gave me a confused look but I put my hands to my hips and sneered at them. 😠 After which they complied. After the clerk finished scanning every Snickers bar and put them in a bag, they were about to tell me the price "Okay ma'am, that will be-" But I interrupted them by yawning loudly. [b]*YAWN*[/b] 😪 I turned and shot the person standing in line a wink 😉 The clerk, looking dumbfounded, attempted to tell me the price again and again but I kept interrupting them by yawning. "That'll be-" [b]*YAWN*[/b] "Ma'am-" [big]*YAWN*[/big] 😴
They go on about how it was really nice to meet me there but that they didn't want to be rude and pester me while I'm shopping. I raised an eyebrow at them and said "You mean like you're doing right now?" 🤨 They were clearly taken aback by that, so much that all they managed to get out was "Huh?" To which I responded by mocking them, going [b]"Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!"[/b] then shoved my hand in their face. ✋ They walked away looking all butthurt but I just chuckled and muttered "Loser." 😏
Anyway, I was in the mood for a snack so I grabbed about 10 Snickers bars and stuffed them into my pockets. As I made my way out of the store, the clerk at the nearest desk, some raggedy old bag, calls out "Excuse me, ma'am but you need to pay for those first." I acted like I didn't hear them until I eventually stopped and said "Whoops, must've slipped my mind. Silly me!" 😇 I go to counter, to the clerk and where that same person from before was now standing in line. The clerk grabbed a single candy bar and began scanning it numerous times. I wagged my finger at them and told them ☝️ "No, no. You scan each of those individually to prevent [i]electrical interference[/i]. I don't want some error happening to where I'm paying for more than I'm getting because [b]you[/b] were too lazy to scan each and every one." 😒
The elderly clerk gave me a confused look but I put my hands to my hips and sneered at them. 😠 After which they complied. After the clerk finished scanning every Snickers bar and put them in a bag, they were about to tell me the price "Okay ma'am, that will be-" But I interrupted them by yawning loudly. [b]*YAWN*[/b] 😪 I turned and shot the person standing in line a wink 😉 The clerk, looking dumbfounded, attempted to tell me the price again and again but I kept interrupting them by yawning. "That'll be-" [b]*YAWN*[/b] "Ma'am-" [big]*YAWN*[/big] 😴
