I Like Corny Jokes

So this rope walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve the likes of you. Please leave."

The rope goes outside, thinking about what he should do.

He twists himself into the shape of a tie, musses his hair, and goes back inside the bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the same rope who was in here a few minutes ago?"

"No", the rope replied. "I'm a frayed knot."

*Your eye roll here*