I Hate Stupid Pick Up Lines

I just smile and wave. It works most of the time. 😁

Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? It worked on my current girlfriend. Although to be fair, we were at a fetish convention so I’m sure the deck wasn’t exactly stacked against me. 😛😆🙂

I've never used a pick up line. I've always felt they were so transparent that it felt too stupid to use one.

“I’m bored, and you seem interesting. *flirty smile* Want to go for a walk?”

You make my spidey senses tingle 😂

Has worked every time...

"Romance dances, just beyond the firelight, in the corner of your eyes."
RJW.

Maybe Corny, but I swear...👍🤗💕

Get your coat you've pulled. It actually worked once lol

In all honesty. I`ve never used one other than to be amusing.

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

[quote]I Hate Stupid Pick Up Lines[/quote]
Is there another kind?

Whats a nice girl ike you doing in a place like this ?

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that hehe

Just say how’s it going. Don’t be stupid

I never had one stupid or otherwise :)

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Wanna see my vasectomy scar?

Send nudes