I Have Been Scalped By A Ruthless Barberette

Another cool Yelp review:

"Josie does fades, if that's what you want. She may do a fade, too, even if that's not what you want. Don't come here if you want to have any say in the haircut you get. While there was nothing wrong with the barber's technical skills, her near-complete inability to communicate in English means that your haircut is going to be what she thinks you should get, rather than what you asked for."

I think I'm in love.