Let's face it, you knew exactly what you were getting into.

I did and now I pay the price

Which time?

I know- still salty about it tho 😑

*looks for ejector seat button* 😬

Yeah but did you know what I was getting into you?

And now I’m trapped in a spider web of my own design

Actually I didn't. But I figure I can shoot my way out of any situation.

and I'd do it again

Well, yes and no

I've no regrets

Kinda

No. I actually didn't. Stop projecting. 😭

That's true. Like a moth to a bug zapper. That is how it is. Darwinism at it's finest I suppose.

Can’t I keep up the illusion of ignorance just a little while longer?

Yes, I really must stop playing big boy game's.
Classic school boy error on my part.

Yes and it was the best thing that ever happened to me luckily 😬 😎

I know but the handcuffs are cutting of my circulation.

I did. I have no regrets. Life's too short for that!🥰

Yep, best drug out there!!

But did they

eyes wide open.

Of course, I watched a YouTube video on the subject and I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, now I’m an expert!