I DONT ADD MEN

Oh NOOO! What's the point in being on social media if I can't socialise with someone called bedwettingbridgett.

I don't add bedwetters, I mean really you should've grown out of that by now.

Why the hek would they add u?? U ain't a model ?

Don't worry, I don't add bedwetting teenagers.

Ok, I was tempted, until I read that, I won't add you.

Oh, what is that..? Is it... Do I feel narcissistic tendencies?!