I Have a Joke to Tell

2 Dumb Blonde Jokes

1.

So I have a blonde fried and she is well dumb so here's what I said to her one day...

"Hey, How do you drown a blonde."

Of course she rolled her eyes and said "I don't know, you tell me"

I smirked "You glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool."

You could say she got mad...

2.

A brunette haired girl came to the Doctor and said that everywhere she touched her body it hurt.

The Doctor shook his head impossible.

So she simply showed him, she poked her arm and said "Ow" she poked her leg and said "Ow"

The Doctor shook his head "Your not actually a brunette are you?"

She seemed confused but said No.

The Doctor chuckled at her "Your fingers broke"