I Have a Joke to TellSo a cop pulls over a guy and he says congratulations you're wearing your seatbelt, you win $10,000, what are you going to do with that money? The guy says probably get a driver's license. The women in the passenger seat says, Oh don't listen to...See More »
I Have a Joke to TellDad:- Hey son,did you accept my Facebook request? Son:- DAD,YOU MADE A FACEBOOK?! Dad:- Yup! Son:- WTF! Dad:- What does " wtf" means? Son:- Welcome to facebook
I Have a Joke to Tell2 Dumb Blonde Jokes 1. So I have a blonde fried and she is well dumb so here's what I said to her one day... "Hey, How do you drown a blonde." Of course she rolled her eyes and said "I don't know, you tell me" I smirked "You glue a mirror to the...See More »
I Have a Joke to TellYou caught your man cheating on you here's what you do. Boil... Boil water till it's hot... Boil, boil, boil... Pour the water in cup and place the tea bag in it... Tea, sooths the body, relieves stress, and helps you to relax... For all of you...See More »
I Have a Joke to TellThere was a little boy and a little girl taking a bath together when curiosity got the best of her,she said,"what's that"? He said that's my weenie"..she said,can I touch it? He said,heck no! She said why not? He said, cause u done broke urs off...See More »
I Have a Joke to TellA little boy asks his grandma who was banging on her T.V., NaNa why don't you have a boyfriend. His NaNa smiled the T.V. is my boyfriend dear, it makes me laugh, it makes me cry, and whenever I need it its there. Suddenly the door bell rings, the boy...See More »
I Have a Joke to TellGuy: police help Police: hello how may we help you Guy: Two girls are fighting over me Police: What seems to be the problem Guy: The ugly ones winning
I Have a Joke to Tell3 CRAZY DRUNK TEXT JOKES DALE: I wasn’t that drunk RESPONDER: Dude, you tried to jump out off of a 15th story balcony singing I believe I can fly DALE: Oh shit that’s awesome. Hahaha JK BRO: I wasn’t that drunk I drove myself home RESPONDER: Dude....See More »
I Have a Joke to TellA little boy is dating a little girl. After school the little girl ask the boy if she can come home with him. The boy says No, The little girl says I'll give you an Oreo cookie. The boy says Ok fine. When they get there the little boys mom says its...See More »
I Have a Joke to TellI bet you 3.567893472 that you didn't even read that number, you just skipped right over it, you didn't even know I put a letter in it, no I didn't but you went back and looked, I want my HEART