I Have a Joke to Tell
3 CRAZY DRUNK TEXT JOKES
DALE: I wasn’t that drunk
RESPONDER: Dude, you tried to jump out off of a 15th story balcony singing I believe I can fly
DALE: Oh shit that’s awesome. Hahaha JK
BRO: I wasn’t that drunk I drove myself home
RESPONDER: Dude. Don’t even try denying it.
BRO: ?
RESPONDER: I drove you home. And you drove with a paper plate.
BRO: Oh. I thought that was a dream
RESPONDER: Idiot
KYLE: I really wasn’t that drunk
RESPONDER: You were hugging a guy with a beard yelling “Dumbledor, your alive”
KYLE: And your point is?.....
DALE: I wasn’t that drunk
RESPONDER: Dude, you tried to jump out off of a 15th story balcony singing I believe I can fly
DALE: Oh shit that’s awesome. Hahaha JK
BRO: I wasn’t that drunk I drove myself home
RESPONDER: Dude. Don’t even try denying it.
BRO: ?
RESPONDER: I drove you home. And you drove with a paper plate.
BRO: Oh. I thought that was a dream
RESPONDER: Idiot
KYLE: I really wasn’t that drunk
RESPONDER: You were hugging a guy with a beard yelling “Dumbledor, your alive”
KYLE: And your point is?.....