I Have a Joke to Tell

So a cop pulls over a guy and he says congratulations you're wearing your seatbelt, you win $10,000, what are you going to do with that money?

The guy says probably get a driver's license.

The women in the passenger seat says, Oh don't listen to him he always talks like that when he's drunk.

The guy in the backseat says I knew we wouldn't get this far with a stolen car.

There's a knock from the trunk, Eh Senor, are we over the border yet?

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