I Am Annoyed By Loud And Obnoxious People

Its 3 AM here, I was sound asleep and got woke up by some very ungrateful MFs. They know I have to be up in like an hour so what do they do, they open my door and start screaming and hooting, calling people and making sure everyone this side of the Mississippi are aware they're having a conversation. They have two kids (under eight) with them up too. Once they're done, not sure if they woke me or if I'm just ignoring them, they actually return to my door and close it. WTF, I hope the whole lot of them go to hell. Either way, I thought I'd share as I sit here contemplating if its better to snap all their necks or cut the cord on my tv they're watching. Probably the necks.