Ha you've reminded me of my favourite story of somebody elses embarrassment. My ex wife's cousin (yes really) was a doctor working in A&E at a hospital, the blood transfusion service turned up taking pints of blood from volunteers and since most of the other staff were donating she though, 'why not.' It was to be her first donation! So anyway she donates the pint and gets up to leave (a little too soon) as she was a busy doctor. Except she passed out on the way out. She woke up to find she knocked 6 pints of blood out of a passing blood transfuser's hands, thrown up (and the crowning glory) p*ssed herself in the very hospital she worked in.
I love this woman, she is the only person who's stories surpass my own.
