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Hubby:You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why? Wife:When there is a problem,no matter how ,I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby:You see,how miraculous and powerful I am for you. Wife:Yes,I see your picture and say to myself,"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"🤣

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MyPokerFace · 51-55, M

Haha...

A billionaire hand picks a group of strong and brave men and takes them to his villa. Over to the lake where he has alligators swimming along with piranha fish and tells them...
"If any one of you men dare to swim to the center island from here..I will grant you one desire to anything in the world".. suddenly he hears a splassh..
The man swimming as fast as he can..away from one alligator, then another.. reaching the center island and unclamping a piranha latched on to his toe.
The billionaire from across the lake yells out..."You made it...you can have anything you desire in the world..What will it be?"

The man breathing hard and heavy choking to catch his breath.. takes a deep breath and yells back..." I WANT THE MOTHER FUCKER THAT PUSHED ME IN!"

😂🤭🤓

Teachocolate · 51-55, F

@MyPokerFace Hahaha