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I Am New to This

I'm Lily. I'm 18 years of age and just signed up. I'm looking forward to making new friends. Incase anyone was wondering I'm bisexual and very single. Dm me😘

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Many will assume you’re a man...just sayin

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SW-User

lol why do we need to prove fuck them ;)

Fernie · F

@SW-User because of SO MANY males...usually middle aged...claiming to be females of your age...creepy...but they eventually give themselves away...I guess they can't GET a young women so they become one

@Haniazed Definitely a man. Fake pics, bisexual, 18-21, F. It's the classic fake profile haha

Karmalives · 51-55, M

Hi I'm Karma,I'm 50 years of age and signed up a while ago, I'm looking forward to see how this friend situation goes for you,And in case your wondering I'm straight and very single and NOT fucking interested!

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Karmalives · 51-55, M

@LilyJadexoxo a SW member

@Karmalives lol

@Karmalives i guess she likes you

Fernie · F

This will definitely excite all the creepy males

LilyJadexoxo · 22-25, F

@Fernie oh I hope not x

SW-User

This isn’t a dating site. Or is it? I don’t know anymore.

Smells fishy as fuck

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@SW-User Every site is a dating site. This one more than most.

LilyJadexoxo · 22-25, F

I'm not looking on here for somebody but I might meet someone

@StevetheSleeve no, really? 😮

JustGoneNow ·

The nurse will be by shortly with your meds.

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

Try JohnOlinger

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SW-User

@LilyJadexoxo He took the place of Billy Madison when Billy was incarcerated. He's the best,

SW-User

@SW-User She knows Billy?

Pfuzylogic · M

@LilyJadexoxo
He gives out free Q-tip Pap smears for his groupies.
Be your own judge on that.

SW-User

fuck me right now

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JustGoneNow ·

@SW-User Back in the cage or it gets the hose again. *points*

SW-User

@JustGoneNow i’ll go back in the cage but i still want the hose

JustGoneNow ·

@SW-User Okay, But not until like ball gag is in it’s mouth.

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

Aggressive guys and lesbians will be in touch soon. But welcome.

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Fernie · F

@StevetheSleeve really? where are they? I must not have been paying attention

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@Fernie I’m not going o call them out. Lol.

Fernie · F

@StevetheSleeve come ON! I WANT NAMES!

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

Just remember to keep your hands inside the car till the ride stops!

Fernie · F

@ozgirl512 😂

jetpack

I'm 18 too and want purple unicorn plushies.

@jetpack lol, joker

BlueVeins · 22-25

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Seems legit.

@CountScrofula haha

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Welcome aboard. You'll like it here.

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Fernie · F

@HoraceGreenley i AM TOO!

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Fernie · F

@HoraceGreenley ohh..sneakin' up on me ay?

SW-User

welcome! hope the DMs dont get too nasty with some people here xD

SW-User

@SW-User *dm's you* how's that? 😏

SW-User

@SW-User dont make me send you "nasty" pics xD

SW-User

@SW-User wait, I'm supposed to send you naughty pics not the other way around...on second thought 😏👍

Uhm you just signed up; but you have a reward for 1st 5 years of SW? ;P

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

@blooblookookoo That means signed up on SW’s 5 year.

i was lookint at a second glance and thought about it again and pressumed it could easily be meant that way; but hey you must admitt it is ambigous... ;)

@MrBrownstone
i was lookint at a second glance and thought about it again and pressumed it could easily be meant that way; but hey you must admitt it is ambigous... ;)

PrivateHell · M

Welcome to the madhouse. Please remember to stay on the yellow line at all times and don't feed the pervs.

IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M

I'm single too and actually just got rejected :(

@IWasCallingYaLarry move on, be real, breath, analyze it, prepare for next time

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

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Pfuzylogic · M

@Harriet03
Lol it is too late darling, you stepped in the mud! 😉

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@Pfuzylogic What's wrong with your eye?

Pfuzylogic · M

@Harriet03
That isn’t my eye.

thisusernameisgarbage · 26-30, M

This made my day 🤣 .

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@thisusernameisgarbage Go get it, dude.

thisusernameisgarbage · 26-30, M

You know I only have eyes for you. @StevetheSleeve

wheels1972 · M

welcome to the mad house. be careful and have fun

SW-User

Hi from cali. Welcome to sw..

Pfuzylogic · M

Welcome to SW!

Selah ·

Sweetie...

SW-User

ReneeT · 61-69, M

Hi Lily. Hope you have fun on this site but be careful. You may get some crazy responses

... has a penis.

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Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@SW-User + a cute smile!

SW-User

@Harriet03 thanks :)

@toodlepip who does?

Effloresce · 26-30, F

Have fun here. We’re all super weird

NightsWatch · M

not a dating site

jetpack

@NightsWatch and the shell account disappeared. Shocking....

496sbc · 36-40, M

dang helloooooo lol

SW-User

Oh I'm sure many will flood your inbox soon. :) Oh and welcome

Cruiser91 · 51-55, M

Your gonna bombarded by messages soon so get ready.

NightsWatch · M

not a dating site

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TheeOriginalAmazingsEXLover · M

I'll message, massage you!

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canusernamebemyusername · M

>_> Well hi!

LilyJadexoxo · 22-25, F

@canusernamebemyusername hi x

canusernamebemyusername · M

@LilyJadexoxo Welcome to the site. How are you doing?

approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

Hope you enjoy it.

SW-User

Hello welcome

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bijouxbroussard · F

It’s really not a dating site.

Karmalives · 51-55, M

@bijouxbroussard I guess you explained it NICER... My bad 😁

JustGoneNow ·

@bijouxbroussard 🖤🤗

DDonde · 31-35, M

Welcome.

BigGuy2 · 26-30, M

Bisexual - do you like being stretched by a guy as a woman plays with you

BigGuy2 · 26-30, M

Stretched = Fucked @blooblookookoo

@BigGuy2 thanks for clarifying that with meh, i wasn't actually sure about loosenin her fanny but okay. Other than that the ending of the sentence doesn't sound right...

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