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I'm Lily. I'm 18 years of age and just signed up. I'm looking forward to making new friends. Incase anyone was wondering I'm bisexual and very single. Dm me馃槝
Many will assume you鈥檙e a man...just sayin
SW-User
lol why do we need to prove fuck them ;)
FernieF
@SW-User because of SO MANY males...usually middle aged...claiming to be females of your age...creepy...but they eventually give themselves away...I guess they can't GET a young women so they become one
@Haniazed Definitely a man. Fake pics, bisexual, 18-21, F. It's the classic fake profile haha
Karmalives51-55, M
Hi I'm Karma,I'm 50 years of age and signed up a while ago, I'm looking forward to see how this friend situation goes for you,And in case your wondering I'm straight and very single and NOT fucking interested!
Karmalives51-55, M
@LilyJadexoxo a SW member
@Karmalives i guess she likes you
FernieF
This will definitely excite all the creepy males
LilyJadexoxo22-25, F
@Fernie oh I hope not x
This isn鈥檛 a dating site. Or is it? I don鈥檛 know anymore.

Smells fishy as fuck
StevetheSleeve31-35, M
@LithiumDrop Every site is a dating site. This one more than most.
LilyJadexoxo22-25, F
I'm not looking on here for somebody but I might meet someone
@StevetheSleeve no, really? 馃槷
The nurse will be by shortly with your meds.

MrBrownstone46-50, M
Try JohnOlinger
SW-User
@LilyJadexoxo He took the place of Billy Madison when Billy was incarcerated. He's the best,
SW-User
@SW-User She knows Billy?
PfuzylogicM
@LilyJadexoxo
He gives out free Q-tip Pap smears for his groupies.
Be your own judge on that.
SW-User
fuck me right now
@SW-User Back in the cage or it gets the hose again. *points*
SW-User
@DarkHeaven i鈥檒l go back in the cage but i still want the hose
@SW-User Okay, But not until like ball gag is in it鈥檚 mouth.
StevetheSleeve31-35, M
Aggressive guys and lesbians will be in touch soon. But welcome.
FernieF
@StevetheSleeve really? where are they? I must not have been paying attention
StevetheSleeve31-35, M
@Fernie I鈥檓 not going o call them out. Lol.
FernieF
@StevetheSleeve come ON! I WANT NAMES!
ozgirl51226-30, F
Just remember to keep your hands inside the car till the ride stops!
FernieF
@ozgirl512 馃槀
I'm 18 too and want purple unicorn plushies.
@jetpack lol, joker
BlueVeins22-25
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CountScrofula41-45, M
Seems legit.
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
Welcome aboard. You'll like it here.
FernieF
@HoraceGreenley i AM TOO!
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
FernieF
@HoraceGreenley ohh..sneakin' up on me ay?
SW-User
[c=#4C0073]welcome! hope the DMs dont get too nasty with some people here xD[/c]
SW-User
@SW-User *dm's you* how's that? 馃槒
SW-User
@SW-User [c=#4C0073]dont make me send you "nasty" pics xD[/c]
SW-User
@SW-User wait, I'm supposed to send you naughty pics not the other way around...on second thought 馃槒馃憤
Uhm you just signed up; but you have a reward for 1st 5 years of SW? ;P
MrBrownstone46-50, M
@blooblookookoo That means signed up on SW鈥檚 5 year.
i was lookint at a second glance and thought about it again and pressumed it could easily be meant that way; but hey you must admitt it is ambigous... ;)
@MrBrownstone
i was lookint at a second glance and thought about it again and pressumed it could easily be meant that way; but hey you must admitt it is ambigous... ;)
PrivateHellM
Welcome to the madhouse. Please remember to stay on the yellow line at all times and don't feed the pervs.
IWasCallingYaLarry26-30, M
I'm single too and actually just got rejected :(
@IWasCallingYaLarry move on, be real, breath, analyze it, prepare for next time
Harriet0341-45, F
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PfuzylogicM
@Harriet03
Lol it is too late darling, you stepped in the mud! 馃槈
Harriet0341-45, F
@Pfuzylogic What's wrong with your eye?
PfuzylogicM
@Harriet03
That isn鈥檛 my eye.
thisusernameisgarbage26-30, M
This made my day 馃ぃ .
StevetheSleeve31-35, M
@thisusernameisgarbage Go get it, dude.
thisusernameisgarbage26-30, M
You know I only have eyes for you. @StevetheSleeve
wheels1972M
welcome to the mad house. be careful and have fun
SW-User
Hi from cali. Welcome to sw..
PfuzylogicM
Welcome to SW!
ReneeT61-69, M
Hi Lily. Hope you have fun on this site but be careful. You may get some crazy responses
... has a penis.
Harriet0341-45, F
@SW-User + a cute smile!
SW-User
@Harriet03 thanks :)
@toodlepip who does?
Effloresce26-30, F
Have fun here. We鈥檙e all super weird
NightsWatchM
not a dating site
@NightsWatch and the shell account disappeared. Shocking....
496sbc36-40, M
dang helloooooo lol
SW-User
Oh I'm sure many will flood your inbox soon. :) Oh and welcome
Cruiser9151-55, M
Your gonna bombarded by messages soon so get ready.
NightsWatchM
not a dating site
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I'll message, massage you!
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LilyJadexoxo22-25, F
@LilyJadexoxo Welcome to the site. How are you doing?
Hope you enjoy it.
SW-User
Hello welcome
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It鈥檚 really [b]not[/b] a dating site.
Karmalives51-55, M
@bijouxbroussard I guess you explained it NICER... My bad 馃榿
@bijouxbroussard 馃枻馃
DDonde31-35, M
Welcome.
BigGuy226-30, M
Bisexual - do you like being stretched by a guy as a woman plays with you
BigGuy226-30, M
Stretched = Fucked @blooblookookoo
@BigGuy2 thanks for clarifying that with meh, i wasn't actually sure about loosenin her fanny but okay. Other than that the ending of the sentence doesn't sound right...

 
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