I Am Real And My Stories Are True

@MarkPaul If by that you mean tell everything I've been through, I'd be willing to. But I swear it's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

@SamHarris No, I mean literally a lie detector test. We will hook you up and test the truthfulness of your stories.

@MarkPaul I guess so. But it is the truth, I tell you.

@SamHarris So, you say it's all true? 📝 Okay, okay. I got that. Is there anything else you want to say in your defense and before we conduct the lie detector test?

@MarkPaul Nothing else, but that it is the truth.

@SamHarris So, just to summarize... you've told nothing but the truth. And, you believe that will hold up against a lie detector test and interrogation. This should be an open and shut case.

Oh... just one last thing. Where were you on the night of the 13th?

@MarkPaul Home taking care of the house and watching TV afterwards.

But what's this got to do with anything? I specifically was referring to what I was telling the truth of was of in my "About Me" section and all the story posts I've written and posted.

@SamHarris Just a hunch... We will be by with the lie detector equipment in the morning. Don't worry.

@MarkPaul Is this some kind of a game? Or are you really joking?

@SamHarris 👮 I can assure you, this is no joke.

@MarkPaul I'll tell you what's no joke. Everything I've been through and dealt with and suffered; and not mention, put up with. Every wrath I've suffered and whatnot. And all that being why I'm thinking about the future for mine after me when I have them.

@MarkPaul What exactly am I being questioned for, when I was specifically telling the truth of my story posts?

@SamHarris It just needs to be checked out... you know, for accuracy. It's strictly routine.

@MarkPaul Accuracy? Everything I've said in my "About Me" section and my story posts is the truth.

@SamHarris Well then it should all check out. Are you sure you don't want to clarify or change anything?

@MarkPaul I'm sure.