I Have Lots of Wtf Moments

So, I get calls and texts while at work all the time. My employers don't really care because I get my job done. So, its normal for me to be on my cell even when my boss is around.

Today, I was opening a text from my Twisted Sister and it was the above photo, captioned "do you think this is real." I jumped as soon as I saw the pic because I wasn't expecting it. I also wasn't expecting Mr. Bossman to be looking over my shoulder. He joked a bit, giving me a hard time but I really didn't think he saw anything because I was pretty quick with hiding it. He leaves and my face is on fire, I was so embarrassed. A couple minutes later, he comes back in from outside, pokes his head in my office and says "just so you know, its not real" and walks away.

I am so glad its Friday and I will have the weekend to get over this moment...

brokencowboy

LOL
I use EP at work... I got a funny message from a friend as I sipped tea and I had a combined snort-laugh-choke moment that left me coughing... I made a sound like an electrocuted seal being goosed by a rhino... customers, coworkers and the boss were all staring at me in shock. That thing about being glad its Friday? Oh yeah, me too!

brokencowboy

Thanks... I use the baby gates too... but dog can jump them, coons climb them, dang pigs can actually get the nose under and pop it out... I had a baby deer for a while that used to jump it in a bound. You show your wisdom in your choices of animals, and a valid method of containment... I end up thinking about how I'll keep them out of trouble once I'm on my way back to the house. LOL
As I get out of bed in the morning I hear the dog hop off the couch and quickly get into his bed... I go out there and he looks very occupied with something in the opposite side of the room from me...

brokencowboy

I need to start a group with animal stories... I tell ya... LOL
I have a chicken that thinks its the mother of 2 bunnies, sat on them since they were born, and now they are 4 times her size. She still tries to sit on them to warm them and spread her wings over them.
The dog has grown up with so many animals coming and going, all I have to do is call the new animal his puppy, and he behaves himself, no matter how much he wants to kick it out... The piglet climbs all over him and snorts in his ears, pulls his collar and he just gets a long suffering look. I would feel worse, except the couch, and he keeps taking one of my boots outside and I have to go looking for it while hopping... ha ha