I Love Stupid Jokes

A couple of bar jokes for you:

- A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
- An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
- Two quotation marks walk into a "bar".
- A question mark walks into a bar?
- Arial and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your type."
- A synonym strolls into a tavern.
- At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar, fresh as a daisy and cute as a button.
- A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
- A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
- The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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PhoenixPhail · M

- An infectious disease enters a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here." The infectious disease replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."

- A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I help you?" The neutrino says, "No, I'm just passing through."

- Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria say, "But we work here. We're staph."

- A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says. "We don't serve viruses here." So the virus infects the bartender and says, "Now you do."

- A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables. The bartender says, "Don't start anything."

- A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

- A man walks into a bar carrying a large piece of asphalt. He says, "One for me and one for the road."

- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

- A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."

- Louie Armstong walks into a bar in Tibet where the high priest is the bartender. Louis says, "Hello, Dahli!"

- a horse walks into a bar and sits on a bar stool. The bartender says, "So, what's with the long face?"

- A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a billionaire walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. President?"