I Love Stupid Jokes
an oldie, but a goodie. and an addition I've never seen before.
A Zen master visiting the City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where鈥檚 my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
A Zen master visiting the City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where鈥檚 my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
