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Dogs and haggis

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It is actually illegal to allow dogs to worry haggis, especially during the season between October and September. This breed of long haired haggis are unique to Bheinn-Y-Gezzabreak, 17 Scots miles SSW of Gotchabam in Moray

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Lynda70 · F

Haggis are very dangerous animals so are hunted with special type of blowpipe. In addition to a fairly standard blowpipe, it comprises a resevoir of air and three more pipes. Those pipes are arranged so that the hunter can continue shooting at the haggis as he's running away from it in case the first shot doesn't kill outright.

A wounded haggis makes a terrifying mournful wail that scares the Hell out of the English. Scots warriors have trained haggis for that purpose to take into battle.

helensusanswift · 31-35, F

@Lynda70 Now you are giving away our secrets! We try not to tell anybody about the haggis breeding stations we have hidden, awaiting the call to rise and recover our land. King Malcolm II started the killer-haggis clans, and used them at the Battle of Barry and the Battle of Carham. Then King Rab followed on and now Wee Nic is following suite. But that's a secret.