I Want To Get Really Fat

One Day I Will Be Obese... Ive always had the thought of becoming fat, not just fat but obese, in the back of my mind ever since I saw some kids TV show (I forget the name) where one of the main characters gets fattened until they became obese, and recently this desire has begun to take over me. Unfortunately, the timing is completely wrong to become obese as I have a year of university left. However, I have found a route to earn money from home, (I only need to get better at it within the next year so I can earn enough money to support my ever expanding waistline) and then I will be able to sit at home all day stuffing my face and the pounds will pile on! If people could give me tips on fattening even quicker that would be absolutely amazing!