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I Would Tell You, But Then I Would Have To Shoot You

That's right! Don't ask, don't tell. 🔫😁

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deadgerbil · 22-25

I wanna know :D

Carver · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil Okay but you'd better sign your last will and testament first. Here, I got a pen: 🖊️

deadgerbil · 22-25

@Carver *gulps

*takes the pen

Signature: [u][i]deadgerbil[/i][/u]

Tell me now 😬

Carver · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil Okay. *whispers it in your ear*

deadgerbil · 22-25

@Carver 😮😦

"I'm telling my friends!"

*turns and runs away

Carver · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil Sorry, but my friends here move faster than you can. 🔫😏

deadgerbil · 22-25

@Carver *hears a bullet fly past me and runs behind some furniture

*murmurs to myself 'I guess I lived a full life' 😢