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I Have a Cell Phone

[b]This is not a old ass cell phone. It鈥檚 a taser from Amazon for $22.95. [/b] 馃槼

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BlueVeins22-25
Would be pretty clever if it could actually fire barbs. As it is, that thing's basically just an undercover sparkler.
SimplyTracie26-30, F
@BlueVeins But it says 14,000,000 volts. Sounds more than a sparkler. 馃槱
BlueVeins22-25
@SimplyTracie Do you really wanna get close enough to an attacker to jab them with this thing though? And just as importantly, do you expect 'em to just passively take it like a beaten dog?
SimplyTracie26-30, F
@BlueVeins No, I wouldn鈥檛 but maybe some asshole might wanna get close to me. Zap! Dead!
BlueVeins22-25
@SimplyTracie Then get pepper spray. That'll actually give you time to escape without you getting stabbed or raped to death.
SimplyTracie26-30, F
@BlueVeins Okay jeez. I was hoping to smell flesh burning. 馃ぇ
BlueVeins22-25
@SimplyTracie Maybe you can do an ethanol-lighter combo to that end, and it'll quench your thirst, too! 馃拃馃敟馃き馃敟馃拃
SimplyTracie26-30, F
@BlueVeins Whoohoo 馃コ
How does that work?
BlueVeins22-25
@SimplyTracie You just splash it on the attacker and light 'em up! It takes a lot of bravery and you might get burnt yourself, but it's worth it when it works.
SimplyTracie26-30, F
@BlueVeins
But I might go to jail. 馃え