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I Have a Cell Phone

[b]This is not a old ass cell phone. It’s a taser from Amazon for $22.95. [/b] 😳

BlueVeins · 22-25
Would be pretty clever if it could actually fire barbs. As it is, that thing's basically just an undercover sparkler.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@BlueVeins Whoohoo 🥳
How does that work?
BlueVeins · 22-25
@SimplyTracie You just splash it on the attacker and light 'em up! It takes a lot of bravery and you might get burnt yourself, but it's worth it when it works.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@BlueVeins
But I might go to jail. 🤨
meJess · F
It's shocking that people need these things
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@meJess Yeah. Crime in the USA 🤷‍♀️
SW-User
A real gun would be better.

But if not I'd get one of these

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And it has snatch prevention. Should an assailant try to snatch the device from you, the shock plates on the side of the unit will also deliver a high voltage shock.

Or this would be better if you could afford it.

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SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@SW-User Looks lethal. 😮
Lostpoet · M
Friphone. 😂 Clever name
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@Lostpoet I guess FryPhone would have been too offensive huh?
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
FriPhone????

LMAO!!!
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@JoeyFoxx I know right. Probably can’t even fry an egg. 🙄
SW-User
Oooh sweet
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@SW-User I’m thinking of buying one.
SW-User
@SimplyTracie shocking :) 😄
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@SW-User I know. I’m weird. 😏
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Wow. Crazy.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@sarabee1995 I be walking along pretending to text while hoping someone tries to steal my phone. 🤭
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@SimplyTracie 😂😂😂
HeyRouben · 41-45, M
Oops just in case...
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vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Haha cool

 
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