Horror movies without the OOOOoooo Big Spooky EVULS!!!
I'm being snarky, I admit it....
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Nancy has a good night sleep. The End.
Halloween: Laurie Strode babysits a slightly bratty child. The End.
Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon: A film crew sets out to make a documentary about ...an otherwise boring small town?
Hellraiser: The Rubik's Cube World Championship goes off without a hitch.
The Shining: A small family stays at an empty hotel for a winter. It's cold.
Poltergeist: A suburban family contemplates the stupidity of naming their dog E. Buzz.
It: a group of middleschoolers spend their summer avoiding some bullies while probably NOT having a gangbang.
Terrifier: The movie never gets made because Art The Clown was the only reason to watch it.
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Nancy has a good night sleep. The End.
Halloween: Laurie Strode babysits a slightly bratty child. The End.
Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon: A film crew sets out to make a documentary about ...an otherwise boring small town?
Hellraiser: The Rubik's Cube World Championship goes off without a hitch.
The Shining: A small family stays at an empty hotel for a winter. It's cold.
Poltergeist: A suburban family contemplates the stupidity of naming their dog E. Buzz.
It: a group of middleschoolers spend their summer avoiding some bullies while probably NOT having a gangbang.
Terrifier: The movie never gets made because Art The Clown was the only reason to watch it.
