I became friends with a goat today! I bet you can't top that, yeah? 😂😂😂

I hope you used protection

Give me a break will ya, I just woke up. Sheesh it's not like I've not been the chicken dude on here for the past 3 months or so

yes that would be difficult to top
how about I just ate
3 slices of pizza
2 mandarins
had one glass of water
one cup of coffee
I cleaned my whole house
washed all the floors
and I did it before lunchtime

my friends had a bunch of goats :)

You're right, ya got me beat!

where did you guys go for the romantic dATE

Haha. Were you wearing a short skirt and was he chasing you?🤔

Where'd you meet him?

GOAT means Greatest Of All Time, right? 😂🤣😄😅

Cute!