What would you do with me if I was your slave? 😏

My skills include: getting really angry, getting really sad, getting really scared, and getting way too happy.

I can also make really shitty baked potatoes.

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Baked potato:

Stab potato. Rub oil on potato. Put salt on potato.

In the oven. 375 degrees. One hour. NO TINFOIL. TINFOIL IS BANNED.

Now you are sad, scared, angry, happy, and can make an amazing baked potato.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@CountScrofula Thank you, Sir.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SinlessOnslaught Nobody calls me 'Sir' without 'You're making a scene', but I promise this potato will change your life.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@CountScrofula Thank you, Sir You're Making A Scene.

ChrissieMe · 31-35, F

Set you free

SinlessOnslaught · M

@ChrissieMe Am I that useless???

HootyTheNightOwl

Still feeling pretty down today, then!!! ☹️

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