And then she was like- "Remind me of what your penis looked like again. I'm having a hard time remembering something I couldn't see."

And then I was like BURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!

But of course she was talking to me at that time so then I had to go cry to myself in the corner for an hour..

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Mamoru

Ohh nuuu~ >~<
I'll punch her for you

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:'c She told me to tell you~ "She can punch you me all she wants. That won't change your invisi-dick!"

Mamoru

Okay I'll kill her then.

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

She said~ "Still not going to change his Diiiiiiiiicccckkkkkk!!"

Mamoru

Too late I already killed her
And I cut out her tongue so now she can't speak anymore 😊

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

o-o I don't think reality works like that..

Mamoru

Oh well
Its been done and dusted
Good doing business with ya
*bows and walks off*