walks into your kitchen and opens the fridge

Where's the mustard?

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SW-User

Bottom of the door.

PrivateHell · M

@SW-User you're out of milk

SW-User

@PrivateHell You drank a whole gallon of milk?! Damn it!

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

You didn’t bring your knife...

So you don’t cut the mustard

Pearline · 31-35, F

Black mustard

PrivateHell · M

@Pearline delicious

RedwoodBarman · 31-35, M

In the door.

Wait, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

PrivateHell · M

@RedwoodBarman it's okay. Been living in you attic for weeks

RedwoodBarman · 31-35, M

@PrivateHell oh ok.

No, wait, more questions.

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*walks into your kitchen and opens the fridge*