How are you relevant?

Someone’s gotta take the trash out🤷

I'm a fucking visionary. I have an entire design for a new society written up. 😎

I'm the protagonist in my story

I'm relevant because there's too much beer in the world. I balance things out.

Not to brag or anything but, I'm kind of a big deal to my dog.

I transcend the concept of relevancy!😁

I am making my life easier these days

Who said I am? Or have to be?

im gonna be the hokage