Note to oneself

Never ever never ever ever lift a mattress up into a spinning ceiling fan 😐️ ........ I can see another yelling session happening when my gf gets home 😐️🙄

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VodkaBec · 31-35, F

Hey muscles, you forget to mention the damage the bent fan blade did to the ceiling. Why were you treating the poor mattress like one of your conquests, practicing were you!!!!!!! hahahaha 😂💋

Les02 · 26-30, F

@VodkaBec Very funny smart fart, I deliberately left that bit out and what did I tell you about calling me muscles. If I remember correctly, you were one of those conquests 🖕💋

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@Les02 Baby, your tall and thin in all the right places. Plus your muscle, athleticism and gorgeous looks make you a danm sexy package. Its always been a thrill being women handled by you aaannnd there maybe an element of truth in the conquest comment. ☺️ 😘 💋

But you still damaged the ceiling 😂 🖕