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which 1 are these 1's ?

rewrite the passage appropriately with once or one, ones etc. .. only escapists avoid.. I know who viewed this and skipped..

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1s upon a time there lived a man who said he always does things only 1s. 1 day he went to the city to buy a donkey and took the 1ly bus that was going to the city. But the bus operator said "my bus breaks down 1s in a while, so there is no guarantee for arrival time". But having no other choice, man boarded bus and along the way he asked his co-passenger, " do you know where can I buy a donkey ?".. and his co-passenger said.. " go to city market and ask for the Marshall's house..".. they are the 1s who deal with cattle n livestock. So 1s the man reached the city, he took a rickshaw to Marshall's house and 1s he reached the place, he asked the salesman " I want to buy a donkey" and the salesman said "sorry sir, we are not the 1s who deal with donkeys. You can go to Phillip's Mart, for they are the 1s who specialise in donkeys, and my cousin Vinny works there, and you can ask for him 1s you reach there". So he walked over to the Phillip's and asked for Vinny.

When Vinny appeared, man asked, "I am looking for a donkey. Your cousin at Marshall's was the 1, who referred me to you". Vinny greeted him and said "You have come to the right place sir, as we are the 1s who deal with all kinds of asses. The asses we deal with are the 1s who recommend us. Kindly let me know what kind of donkey are you looking for ? and further added .. most of our customers are those who want to have their donkey as 1s own for life and hence they ask for newborn and not pre-owned.

=== to be continued.
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