Walking upstairs to bed seems a bit too traditional, how else could I make my way up there?

Reverse fireman's pole.

Catapult

suspended congress position,hubby walk up stairs

The gif was apparently too large to post, but here’s the link...

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After weeks of working out to build up your leg muscles, you could get there by trampoline.

Oh wait. You have posted about exercise before. I guess you can forget this one!😅

Place a trampoline by the bottom step,Get a good rhythm going and then jump up to the top step.Simples.

i always shimmy up your drain pipe to come in your window, 🙃 im just sayin .

i thought you were coming to bed ive been out here on your drain pipe waiting ,🙃 women

Compressed gas cannon that shoots you up the stairs.

On my shoulders. No miss Noodle, you're facing the wrong direction.

Wallace and Gromit have it. Watch their video at 1 min 17 secs onward

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtRhl-2ChFU]

Recreate an old ginger rogers dance routine

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEahEsN-sRA]

[c=#359E00]move your room to 1st floor[/c]

Perhaps your husband can carry you?

Eat lots more beans.

Floo powder?

Fly on your broom?

I use my broom