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What kind of jokes do you like?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.” 😂
My current favourite is:

What cheese would you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

(*giggles*)
suchaslife · F
@SevenTierCrazyCake Wow - my Melatonin must really be kicking in. I stared at that for a full minute before I got it.

Good night.
@Mamapolo2016 sleep well 🤗
Ricky Gervais. Dark, dry, real, and raunchy at times. I laugh out loud whenever I see him in "Extras".
suchaslife · F
Oldie , goldie hahaha
suchaslife · F
@BridgeOvertroubledWaters Yeah my favourite
Clovisman · 41-45, M
😂😂. Good one! I like the short and corny ones myself! But mainly to tell because i can never remember the long ones 🤦🏻‍♂️

With that being said....what is E.T. short for?
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Funny ones? Unfortunately I'm too tired to remember one right now.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Holmes never misses a clue

 
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