Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Last time a cop asked that to me I said no I don't, but I was going as fast as I could to get here 😋

That sarcasm of yours needs a breastalyzer test. Take off the bra and put your hands on the roof.

you look like the guy my ex wife ran off with, i was afraid you were trying to give her back :D

😅 you crazy lady.

😂