What's the most embarrassing that happened to you recently?

I ran into two different walls in the same room a couple days ago. Full speed.

Hmmm a couple years ago we went dancing and stayed at a high rise hotel across the street . We wanted to be as high up as possible . On the 27 floor our suite had a walk out balcony . After dancing and fooling around in the elevator my hubby wanted to do it on the patio ! 😲

It was so far up no one could see us so we had at it . It was amazing with the wind in my hair . It was a little cool which he loved ... in the throes of sexual bliss ... the wind really got up and took my dress with it ! It was expensive too ☹️... so he had to go to the gift shop and get me a sweat suit to wear home 🤦🏻‍♀️. Hahahaha

I was standing next to the waterfall at my swimming pool when my Great Pyrenees bumped into me. I tried to grab onto the waterfall to keep from falling. But, the waterfall was going full blast and swept me right into the pool. Of course everyone laughed.

i went to the store got a few things. then at checkout I forgot to bring my purse. It was at home _(:з」∠)_

A barrier gate slamming into my genital area at work lol. There goes Father’s Day.

An accident in my pants

my brother caught me making a sex toy