What would you be prepared to barter for my last Twirl chocolate bar?

@pennynoodles s deep personal full body massage done by a semi professional

Just to clarify.....a semi-professional or a professional with a semi? lolololol Either way, I'm not sure I could explain that one away to Mr Noodles.

@pennynoodles never thought about Mr Noodles.. you're making this extremely more difficult with every post

@pennynoodles Just you. I didn’t think anyone else would want it.

I just happen to collect blancmange.......and belly button fluff. @sciguy18

@pennynoodles Separately, I hope...

Well, you're no fun 😟@SW-User

I’m lots of fun I have Twirls lol 😘@pennynoodles

Hurrumph....@SW-User

I'm not sure what that is? @SW-User

@pennynoodles check your last post ;)

OO now that does sound tempting...@SW-User

ER..... that is not very tempting. Nothing else you can throw in as well?@bearinthebigbluehouse

Spoilsport@HootyTheNightOwl

They did! @TheSirfurryanimalWales

OO..... I am tempted as it's been some years since I've crumbed all over myself. @ChilledStone

@pennynoodles 🤣🧐 wish I could say the same

But think how popular you would be with the neighbour if you took her a bar of chocolate. @TJNewton

@pennynoodles Lol she's 73 and doesn't eat chocolate either

Over the road then. @TJNewton