What should you never keep in your pocket and why not?

Tissues prior to doing a load of washing.

Devonshire clotted cream. Quite messy - unless you happen to have a scone in there as well.

Colored chalk. I once did a load of laundry at the laundromat and every piece of clothing was dotted up because of chalk. I don’t think it was in my daughter’s pockets but not sure. I had to use a chemical to get it washed out or it would have ruined all those clothes.

a loaded revolver with the hammer cocked -

Chocolate. Coz it will melt.

Batteries and change!
I had a 9v battery in my pocket with pocket change and it got hot against my thigh!
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i believe thats a ferret , happy v/day pennylou 🌹🍾🥂 😘

18 switchblade knives with poison tips

A switchblade knife. With one false move you could become Jewish.

Snapping turtles

Custard

Donkey dildo