What's the biggest mistake you made while drinking?

Wore bright red lipstick and was drinking from a plastic cup. I didn’t keep the cup straight and ended up with lipstick stains on both sides of my face. Some stranger pointed it out to me and I just couldn’t figure out where the little red lines on my cheeks came from. 🙄

Let my boob tube fall down... but I had a bra on anyway.
Met a few unsavoury characters.

Linked my arm in a total strangers arms thinking he is my friend. I think he didn't notice either as he was probably too drunk as well.
I was rescued by a friend who spotted me from far. 😅

During the shot flaming vodka for the 1st time.. trying to be cool n confident while drinking but my face and hands literally were on fire

riding a bike, thankfully all ended well even though I felt I was much higher above the ground than usual.

Going in a bedroom at a frat party

Drove home. Stupid.

I plead the fifth

More drinking

Way, way, way, way, WAY too many to mention. Highlights might be mistakenly peeing on a tramp, rolling down a muddy hill on a golf course, and falling asleep with my trousers down in a public place.

Bathroom lines.