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How to become a Football player floor decal?

I Am football player and I want to be flattened into a floor decal. I want to be placed in my teams locker room and have a note saying the other team did this to me, does anybody know How I can do this?

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Sicarium · 41-45, M
A steamroller should do the trick.
Sicarium · 41-45, M
[@637751,Maskey] Go for it. Report back it's effectiveness.
ok sure thing, Do you think it will hurt
Hey it worked,

5thApprentice · 26-30, M

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