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Aussie humour ...

This more or less encapsulates the typical Australian!

A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and Jacko from Goulburn are waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

Jacko: "What the hell is wrong with those blokes? We musta been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The Indian doctor: "I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!"

The Chinese businessman [calling out]: "Move it! Time is money."

The Catholic priest: "Here comes George the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him."

George the greenkeeper: "They're blind. We always let them play for free."

A momentary silence falls on the group.

The Catholic priest: "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The Indian doctor: "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The Chinese businessman: "I think I'll donate $50,000 to blind research."

Jacko: "Why the f--- can't they play at night
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SW-User
Yeah, speaking of Aussie humour.. what the hell is happening here? 馃槤

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5174349/Man-dressed-giant-MINION-steals-chunk-grass-lawn.html
ozgirl51226-30, F
@SW-User hey!
We're well know for being a weird mob!
There's a story here about someone having a garden gnome stolen from their front yard several years ago ... Then the person would get post cards from all round the world works the bloody missing gnome in front of all these well known landmarks .. when we pull pranks we do them well 馃ぃ
SW-User
@ozgirl512 How is stealing someone's lawn a prank? lol
ozgirl51226-30, F
@SW-User hey, it's got you involved
SW-User
@ozgirl512 I'm laughing cause I can't believe how ridiculous it is. There's another video with the guy watering the stolen piece of lawn.. 馃槀
ozgirl51226-30, F
@SW-User he's caring for it ... Dad told me once about friends he had when he was younger... One of them lived in a flat advice a shop with two other guys, one of which they used to prank all the time ... One time when this guy was out they took his bed, disassembled it, passed out through the window and put it back together on-top of the shop awning over the footpath... They made the bed, put his jammies under the pillow and sleep under the bed then pretended they were asleep when he came home ... He never lived it down!
Bushmanoz56-60, M
@ozgirl512 oh I remember the gnome one!. they eventually sent it back and they had painted a tan on it
ozgirl51226-30, F
@Bushmanoz didn't hear about that bit.. But if you're going to pull a prank, do it right!
walabby61-69, M
@ozgirl512 I must have heard about that gnome prank 20 years ago.. and I live in Queensland. That story must have done the rounds of the whole country.. :D