Backing out of a grocery store parking space during the day...Has to be one of most ridiculously nerve racking things ever lol. You've got people on cell phones not paying attention, people with kids who may not be paying attention to them, your view might be blocked by some big ass truck or SUV next to you,... See More »
My girl drew attention by singing badly on the beach motel balconyThis dude was playing the flute and started singing, she decided to join in and people started looking our way, I was like "Ah, crap" and went back in the room.
In my HIIT class this morning...OMG... We were on the floor doing stretches and the lady to my right let one go like a drunk sailor! It was so loud and she is so small...lmfao... I don't know what she's been eating but holy farts, Batman! To her credit she was a good sport about... See More »
Tasteless, joke the daytime kindaWhy don’t blind people skydive?🐶 because it scares the shit out of their dog
all i do is tryfor what its not worth it i hav enotrhing i am nothing im just a stupid ugly piece of omntihngfunny people twlll me im funny and im hnadosme i odnt think im either i guess thats better then ontihng i odnt think im funny and at best im average... See More »
