I Got Called For Jury Duty

GETTING OUT OF JURY DUTY

A jury summons, what joy it brings!
What an honor to serve, my soul has wings!
For serving on a jury is a citizen's glory--
Now I'm done lying so I'll tell my story:

I wore my favorite tee shirt as they checked me off a list
It read:

UFOs ARE REAL
THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T EXIST

Both defense and prosecution refused to question me
I was trial's only issue on which they could agree.

So, UFO buffs, if you're summoned, wear a tee shirt and don't worry.
If you can see through a cover-up--
They don't want you on a jury!