Deep within a bleak and dismal website, hidden beneath its murky forums

Lies the headquarters of the most sinister villains of all time: The Legion of SWoom!
The fridged Canadian, @CountScrofula.
The disturbing search history of @PervertedPrincessOfDeath.
The awesome @MethDozer and @Vivaci the alluring.
The cunning @Stark and the super intelligent android @SW-User.
The thought provoking @adorbz and @poisonouscupcake the dom.
The devious @DarkHeaven and the sinister but humorous @deadgerbil.
The feminine yet gigantic @NickiHijab and incredibly wide @empanadas.
Not to mention the evil genius of myself, Lex Luth… I mean Straylight!