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I Want To Talk Politics

To Megyn Kelly:

No, The Donald DOES NOT need to "change his tone". YOU are NOT his mother.

The American people continue to speak via the electoral process.

We want an American President, someone who cannot be bought. Someone who understands what it means to BE American. Someone who will close our porous borders. Who will strengthen our military, affirm our American values.

Keep your tone, Trump.
America is counting on you.

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room101 · 51-55, M

@Resided

A neighbour of mine recently visited America for the first time, he went to NYC. I’ve been there a few times and we talked about some of the places that we had both visited. He told me a rather funny story concerning a trip to NikeTown on 5th Avenue.

He chose a couple of trainers that he wanted to try. You lot call them sneakers – that alone says plenty about your mentality. Do you wear them so that you can sneak up on people?

So, he finds a shop assistant and asks to try on a pair in size 8. The assistant woefully shakes her head and tells my neighbour that those styles don’t come in childrens sizes. My neighbour, very indignantly, replies:

“Do I look like a child to you?”, he’s in his late 40’s!

The previously arrogant and snooty shop assistant apologises and, with the help of a more informed colleague, determines that my neighbour is an American size 10.

Because I know that you’ll have trouble comprehending the purpose of this story, I’ll explain.

All because a dodgy measuring system tells you that you have big feet, you can’t escape the reality that, for an adult male, you have abnormally small……………………………..feet!