I Love Stupid Warning Labels

On a packet of peanuts : "Allergy Warning - May contain nuts."

You can thank the cave dwellers whom have done these thing in the past and created a role in society for the beigest health and safety Nazis whom write the labelling laws.

On a glass coffee pot:

"To avoid breakage, do not drop."

Damn, wish mine came with that!!! Too late now though ....;(

What gets me is that people can be so stupid that they need to put warnings on things like coffee cups saying 'caution contents hot'.