I Have Random Thoughts

I'm not very good at getting out of bed at weekends. Monday to Friday, no problem. It's just before 2 pm here. I,ve been up an hour and a half. My gf when she saw me this morning said "So, you are alive, then? I thought you must have died. I was gonna start arranging your funeral" Then she grabbed my face and said "Hm. I'm not sure I'm wrong"