Just took a look in the mirror, I'm starting to look as ancient as I'm feeling

The amount of grey in my hair is growing steadily. I'm quite excited about it. I'll finally look right when it takes me thirty seconds to stand upright, and I won't get so many looks when my knees make super cracking sounds each time I stretch them out.

And holy shit am I gonna be the grumpiest, moodiest, most misanthropic bastard possible